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A calzone.
"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."
When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....
That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.
Pizza fired=how will pizza get a job now?
Woodfired pizza!
Poor thing it's, got a family.
Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.
When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.
Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!
hottie from dudley pizza hut who absolutely mugged off the manager Steven when he asked her out on a date
Pizza slut: Motion come over
Motion: I can't I'm delivering pizzas
Pizza slut: I'm home alone naked
Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!