The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.
That bitch is a real "pineapple Susie"
When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.
Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?
It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).
You are as smart as a pineapple.
A phrase often used in place of anal sex.
“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”
This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.
Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.