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Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013


Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023


Polish Clap

When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze

I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work

by Polish clap January 23, 2022


Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.

"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019


Jimbo Polish

A man named Jimbo that lives in a Polish-Slavic-Communist-Confederate-Nation.

Jimbo Polish is a student.

by PepperMens June 2, 2021


Polish Rabbits

Tiny fluffy rodents that can absolutely destroy you.

Person: Awww cut Polish Rabbits!
Me: (shows arm that is covered in scratches and bleeding) They hurt really bad.

by June 10, 2022


polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.

Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.

by Lester'sTesticle August 12, 2017