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Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
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When during missionary intercourse the man starts kneading the womans stomach like dough.
Her tits weren't worth a damn so I started kneading her stomach like I was making a loaf of fuckin' bread.
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To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.
Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!
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1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
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pinch and knead, is when a guy uses his fingers to scratch his testicles without the use of nails.
"man my balls itch, well then jus pinch and knead my friend"
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When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.
I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!
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sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.
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