When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.
He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.
Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs
taking a paper towel roll and stuffing it with dryer sheets then use it to blow weed smoke into it to not let your house small like loud
pass Mrs Puff imma toke inside today
Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”
Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.
My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
The difference between Reese's Puffs and my kids is that I know Reese's Puffs by name