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colliflower puff

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.

Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs

by The start March 24, 2024


Puff-fishing

Blowing into a women's vagina

Johnny was puff-fishing Sally at the whore house

by Mfpapi April 21, 2021


Mrs Puff

taking a paper towel roll and stuffing it with dryer sheets then use it to blow weed smoke into it to not let your house small like loud

pass Mrs Puff imma toke inside today

by Oppopuss July 31, 2021


Car Puff

Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.

“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”

by Have a go then June 7, 2023


puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 2, 2011


Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025


Reese's Puffs

The thing before life

The difference between Reese's Puffs and my kids is that I know Reese's Puffs by name

by therealadamsandler76 May 28, 2020