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An idiom meaning "right away," similar to "right off the bat."
Mitch Holthus: TOUCHDOWN!! KAN-SAS CITY! A 106 YARD KICKOFF RETURN RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! And it's a Houston native to do it!
A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm
Guy 1: you’re so dumb
Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive
A versatile phrase that is used as a response to a statement that is expected or not surprising to the one being spoken to. Additionally, it can be used in response to accidental innuendos.
1.) David: "I just saw that girl throw up and now she's making out with a guy."
Jose: "Sounds about right."
2.) Becky: "I can barely fit this (sandwich) in my mouth."
Friend: "Sounds about right."
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The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.
fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.
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A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“
I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!
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Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole
you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"
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A sarcastic exclamation by someone who has said or done something unpopular, expressing exasperation with the fact that this opinion or action is frowned upon by the general public.
Jill: "So are you going to vote Republican or Democrat?"
Stan: "I don't like either party's nominee, so I was thinking of voting third party."
Jill: "You'd just throw your vote away?"
Stan: "Yeah, I only vote for candidates I like. Fuck me right?"
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