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A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.
Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.
Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.
Being sexually attracted/having a weird fetish towards Beeps
i am beeps sexual
A person having a high sex drive, loathing to be touched, talked to, penetrated very sensually, a thirst like a vampire for blood.
Woman: I am a sexual creature, and he has no idea how to cure me.
Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!
A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
bingus sexual is a sexuality where you love a cat named bingus. You are attracted to bingus.
Person 1 (uneducated): i hate bingus.
Person 2 (educated): im bingus sexual.
Being sexually attracted to any clown that resembles Ronald McDonald or is him.
Jenna is suck a Ronald-sexual that she has a 6 foot poster of him with a a dildo attached...
Complete Sexuality is an updated method of categorizing somebody's sexual preference, in line with more progressive information from Europe.
This newer version labels somebody's sexual preference for both gender and lineage.
Gender Preference Options :
1) Heterosexual (attracted to different sex)
2) Bisexual (attracted to different sex and same sex)
3) Homosexual (attracted to same sex)
Lineage Preference Options :
1) Outcestosexual (attracted to different lineage)
2) Bicestosexual (attracted to different lineage and same lineage)
3) Incestosexual (attracted to same lineage)
This new method is more inclusive and has representation for members of the Incest community who are marginalized. There are plans to help fight for marriage equality, in allowing same-lineage marriage to be legalized so that sibling lovers can have their human rights.
My office asked me to write down my complete sexuality, along with my age, my name, and previous work experience. As well as my gender and race.