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DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA
dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.
I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.
Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning