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An offensive nickname for women who haunt ice rinks in order to meet hockey players. Most rink pigs are adolescent girls but sightings of cougars in the stands for the same purpose have been well confirmed.
After she pulled a train with all of the players on her son's team, Sandy was known as the queen of rink pigs.
Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog
"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"
When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.
Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam
Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca
#1)Police officer on a bicycle.
Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"
A skid pig is Aussie slang for a cheap but great burnout car they usually are found with stockys on the front and flat tyre wheels on the back. Another feature is they usually have no muffler in tradition it is chopped off when bought. You can take your skid pig to your local maccas an do skids in the car park. The 2 most common types of skid pigs are a vt commy and an au falcon. You can find these skid pigs are most common at your local Dan Murphys or bws, they are commonly spotted in Albion park and dapto
Look at that skid pig chucking fat doughies in the car park
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A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"