A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
A small town in Oregon, by the Columbia river! It’s known for kiteboarding, snowboarding, and other outdoor activities! You are more then likely able to see Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood! The weather can sometimes be very weird and unpredictable. It is taken over by mostly white citizens and latino citizens who believe and act like they are white. It’s attracts many tourists. It is a loving home to many!
Her: “What is Hood River?”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
a place that only nasty ass hoes go to
” man, so many hoes go to river heights intermediate school ”
” ur so right bro ”
My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him
awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)
The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.
That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.
"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."