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A man who drives a chevy truck, hunts deer and fishes. Also enjoys mudbogging and is always down for beer. Always wears camo in some form
Aw shit Caroline, that boy in that chevy is such a redneck prince.
Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.
I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.
When a Redneck beats another Redneck at their own game.
Damn Carl, you just got out rednecked!
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .
Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....