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Smartest, handsomest, and funniest man you'll ever meet
Possibly the sexiest man ever, gets all the poon and will steal your bitch if you aren't paying attention.
Person 1:Oh shit who the fuck is that dude leaping over tall buildings with a single stride and swimming across the Pacific Ocean in a day?
Person 2: Oh that's just Josh Motherfucking Ross
Person 1: Wow who is that boy over there, he's so smart, and funny, and he's really handsome too
Person 2: Oh that's Josh Ross
Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed
A Steelers fan's worst nightmare
Josh Scobee just screwed all of Pittsburgh again
Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.
Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.
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Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.
That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.
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Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.
"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."
"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."
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