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double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.
I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.
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The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."
Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.
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National Ugly day Is on Masieray birthday also January 30th
Bro on masieray birthday it’s finna be national ugly day
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A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.
Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!
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some annoying ass 13 year old girl that only wants attention.
girls is_actually_hot
jessica:"omggggg i am ugly and fat"
one good boi:"no you're actually hot and skinny"
jessica:*dies*
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Ugly visage beyond fugly. Intensely unattractive.
Damn!! Bitch looks like she bin beaten with an ugly stick!!