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A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.
The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.
When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.
When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.