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When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.
Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!
A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.
Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!
A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.
Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur
Selden: What
Bravis: Rainbow Wanker
Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!