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Having sex on the train including the subway
I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.
Miles alzert is blond intresting person with adhd.
Look its Miles Alzert of there
The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.
Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure
Her: Oh...and a snack?
Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.
Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!
Refers to the purchase of a 'six pack' of alcohol and the subsequent consumption and walk to a chosen destination therafter. This may vary however in both, amount of alcohol consumed and in the length of the drunken walk. If upon passing a second alcohol depot, the trek may be lengthened to compensate for further purchases.
There is no limit to consumption or distance.
This is usually carried out in a public place, most commonly in a large city, therfore descretion is advised e.g - use of paper bags or dummy beer coolers.
Nathan - Hey, you wanna do the six pack mile after work? I want to get some more photos of Nep.
Andrew - You read my mind dude, which way you wanna walk?
Nathan - Through the park, then city. We'll just train is from Central Station.
Andrew - Its not so much a mile is it.. Its like ten..