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When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.
Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.
I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
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The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.
Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?
Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.
When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
when papa soon realizes he has the mother fucking dick of a banana
pap realized he had a papa banana