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The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
The instantaneous contact of a cold deserted toilet seat(often found in Modern public restrooms or outhouses) to your buttocks, causing a clenching feeling similar to bathing in a swedish tub of ice naked
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long? We've been waiting for half an hour now!"
Me: "While you relished your warmth of clothing, I was forced to suffer at the hands of Frost Cheeks."