genshin impact player

A person that plays the game Genshin impact. In other words, a person that hasn’t showered in 5 months and is a hoyoverse dickrider that doesnt care about the lack of melanin. 40 year old pedophile, or 13 year old addict that thinks childe jokes are funny. No in between.

A: “Look at that genshin impact player over there.. They’re licking the screen..”
B: ”it smells kinda bad too. I don’t know if its the dog or that person’s ass.”

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windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

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minion horde player

someone who has lots of sex

"hey man are you a virgin?"

"dude im a minion horde player"

"damnnnnnnnnn ok"

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Apex legends player

The guy who's amazing at 1st person shooters but lies all the time when someone's oneshot

GUY 1HES ONE SHOT ONE SHOT!!!!!
GUY 2 HES NOT ONESHOT YOU FAT PRICK SHUT UP AND STOP LYING

GUY 2 your a good apex legends player you just can't stop lying

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League of Legends Players

Racist people who looks down on people who can't afford a computer that can run League of Legends

Fetty : Hey guys, look at this fool, cant afford a computer, HAHA!..
Ben : what a fool!!..can't even afford a computer to play League of Legends.
Fetty : We League of Legends players are more rich than this fool.
Ben : Yeah!...FOOL SO POORR!!

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flamboyant hockey players

boys on the redwing hockey team who seem to be challenged when it comes to making a color choice for their jerseys

"is that the redwing team?"
"then y r they PURPLE?"

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Power Players Chat

the invite only chatroom of the most elite posters on all of campusblender.com; the destroyer of the former pelichat, which is now a chatroom made up only of inferior campusblender.com posters; was responsible for the memorable and infamous "Invite Pump-Fake of 2007" on THE Laurie, which they take great pride in

Man, I wish I could be invited to the Power Players Chat. I realize, though, that I'm not good enough. I'm inferior. Maybe pelichat has more than two people in it.

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