club elder

Two references to how "club elder" can be used.

Negative Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 whom goes to nightclubs only to flirt with younger women or men. The individual has no ties with the venue or promotional event. Nor are they regulars at the venues he/she goes to.

Positive Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 that has become socially popular by face, a local celebrity, openly accepted at certain nightclubs due to a good past history with the venue(s) and regulars.

Negative: "I had a club elder buy me a drink and try to convince me to sleep with him. He was as old as my dad."

Positive: "The club elder has seen so much behind these doors. He can tell you when a certain track rocked the dance floors and when...."

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Couch Clubbing

Listen to music chillen on the couch and you feel the beat so you start dancing in your seat!!

"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"

"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"

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Funnel Club

A party or get together for heavy drinkers.

You guys must be in the funnel club!

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Club Yellow

A gas station in boca raton, florida that everybody chills at to "figure out whats going on" No-one buys gas there because it is outrageously expensive. Some stay for a few minutes, others stay the entire night. Either way it is retarted, but we all end up there one way or another. It is also the BRPD's hotspot. Not a day goes by without piggies @ club yellow.

EX1:
"Yo what's good for tonight? Anything goin' on?
-"I don't know lets hit up club yellow and see what everyone's doing."

EX2:
"Whats going on tonight?"
-"Nothing, let's just go to the chill at the yellow"

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Club narwhal

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.

Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!

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club snubber

A club snubber is someone who is ignoring you on purpose, but their actual plan is to get more attention from that.

“Dude she totally likes you.”
“But she has been ignoring me...”
“Oh a club snubber, she wants you bad.”

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Cobra Club

The gayest gang ever, rumour has it that their initiation involves peeing in eachothers mouths and listening to Salt n Peppa. Also referred to as CC.

Guy 1 - Yo gurrrrl, wanna join the Cobra Club?
Girl 1 - Hell no, the Cobra Club are gay as heck, Double Dragon for life bro.
Guy 2 - Burn.

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