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cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
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when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly
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What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
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A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.
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When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.
The result of Duncan drinking too many shots was whiskey cock so he was unable to pipe peaches.
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The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"
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An oblivious chick who thrives on cock.
like the chicks who double post on craiglist are Cock Ho's
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