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when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.
That's just a couch excuse!
An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
That guy is couch tatty and has a big face
When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
when you
when you lick couches
Stop licking couches you couch licker!