Jill - Damn Phil, why aren't you getting in on the crypto, bitch?
Phil - DIE GRÜNEN HASSEN BITCOIN!
i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A phrase from Attack on Titan (an anime)
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger
Translation:
They are the food and we are the hunters
when your in massive amounts of pain but not enough to kill you but you might as well want to die
mike: bro im having a case of die syndrome rn
ben: why
mike: i ate taco bell bean burrito
ben: damn
The act of intentionally killing your self in a video game upon hearing "manly men die".
"Holy shit dude, we're winning game this so hard."
"Yeah but you know what they say, manly men die".
This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA