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Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness
"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"
When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.
Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"
A disease in which you have spontaneous and uncontrollable whipping arm motions
Kelsey has been diagnosed with Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)
A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
sensory processing disorder (shortened term SPD) is when you are either overstimulated or understimulated easily when it comes to certain senses.
when you are overstimulated on a certain sense, you may be more sensitive to it in general and it can stop you from doing certain activities. when you are understimulated on a certain sense, you may need more of that sense to process it correctly. the things you can be understimulated or overstimulated on vary from person to person, which is why one person with SPD can be extremely sensitive to sound while another can be less sensitive to sound than average, which is why you should not self diagnose SPD (or any mental disorder) because the symptoms highly vary.
The things you can be sensitive or non sensitive to include but don't limit to: Sight, Smell, Hearing, Taste, Touch, Balance, Light, ECT. If you suspect that you may have SPD or any other mental disorder, stop reading this and self diagnosing, go talk to someone about it, and get a diagnostic AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sensory processing disorder usually means you're overly sensitive to stimuli that other people are not. But the disorder can cause the opposite effect, too. In these cases, it takes more stimuli to impact you. On the other hand, lack of sensory input can impact your social and emotional health.
A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.
The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.
Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.
Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder