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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 8, 2017


Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023


multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering fromwin a multiple sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019


multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019


Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.

Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.

by Sasquatch Mafia June 26, 2024


Dufrene disorder

Makes people act like the people they are with, so everybody likes them. You aren’t sure if they are a robot or not. Be careful they might blowup or some shit

She is so fake I bet she has the DuFrEnE DiSoRdER

by Sophie’s opinion April 28, 2019


C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 23, 2021