drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

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rimjob drunk

When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.

"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."

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Too Drunk

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.

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sunday drunk

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday

stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"

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Drunk Dinner

A dinner-like meal late at night, after coming home from a party, or getting drunk.

Most widely associated with Domino's or Taco Bell.

Let's go home and order some Domino's for drunk dinner.

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drunk as a skunk

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

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drunk fbing

yet another cousin to the drunk dial and the drunk text, drunk fbing or facebooking involves getting completely blasted and typing in things you did not mean to on your facebook status.

one example of drunk fbing involves typing in somebody's name into the status field instead of the search field and posting it for everyone in your network to see. e.g. John Smith Cathy Jones.

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