speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”

“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”

Fuck Eater

To eat the aftermath of sex fluids off of the genital area.

Hey girlfriend. I know your not hungry but you better eat my fuck you Fuck Eater.

eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

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Jam eater/s

An inhabitant of Workington, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Workington used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.

The Jam eater/s have taken all the bread again.

Copper Eater

A Copper Eater is someone, intentionally or not, eats pussy while it's menstruating.

Dude you ever eaten your girl while she's bleeding?

Hell no that's nasty! Why?

I did for the first time last night. Wasn't that bad.

Fucking nasty ass copper eater