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gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017


Guts & Blackpowder

A game on Roblox taking place during the Napoleonic Wars, where zombies are rising from the ground, and a group of survivors from different nations band together to survive.

In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.

Types of players in Guts & Blackpowder when you are being grabbed by a zombie:
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless

by Hkocurek January 31, 2024


Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023


Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

by January 13, 2023


punch my gut

Slang expression for "punch my stomache".

Yo',punch my gut!

by DarkMagicPaul96 September 3, 2009


Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.

There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.

by Jane Zealand November 20, 2010


Mud Gut

A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.

Imma call them a Mud Gut since we lost that rocket league game”

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023