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She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.
When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.
Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.
Pandora & Her Box also know as PaHBox is a Jacksonville Florida hard rock band. Established in January 2018 by Jessica Pandora. Current members include Scott Sowds, Jessica Pandora, Tommy Sorrow & Chris Moore.
I’m going to go see Pandora & Her Box perform on March 3rd
Another term for having sex with a female.
"So then I had to go in the basement and jackhammer her slab until I found the source of the problem. If you know what I mean."
When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.
The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.
To use your elbow to bring an overly zealous mate to climax
I did my best to fend her off, to everyone’s satisfaction
when a girl is only kinda okay looking, but with effort, style, and money, has made herself as attractive as humanly possible
"that miley cyrus turned out pretty hot"
-"meh. well she's definitely maximizing her potential"