how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.

*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"

How's your day going?

A sarcastic statement after one rants about what a terrible day they've had.

"How's your day been?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"

So that’s how we rocking?

A term for when something is peculiar and it does not fit a normal event that occurs during your day

Devan: yo Asian, I’m coming over to ur crib
Asian: deadass b? So that’s how we rocking?

how to deal with a break up

You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...

Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..

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Hi, how are you today

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

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How now, brown cow?

lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?"

Has its roots in prohition era referring to when a keg (brown in those days) was empty, "well, what are we gonna do now..."

"It seems as though the rave is over, Winnifred" says Penelope.
"How now, brown cow?" says Winnfred inquisitively
"Let's get poprox!"

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