a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.
the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
11π 1π
When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken
15π 2π
An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
22π 4π
Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.
βSon are you jerking off right now!!!!β βYea itβs jolly jerk Januaryβ
10π 1π
A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"
-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
11π 1π
To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
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The original Jerk Plank β’ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
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