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Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)
Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.
the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus
Man it smells like lemon grass water in here
A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
A white a racially hypocritical male who believes to be racially superior , and yet doesn't act the part.
Person 1: He hates black people for living off welfare, yet he's like 40 and he sits on his ass all day playing video games and still lives with him mom!
Person 2: what a f**king lemon boy.
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This is when a not-so svelte woman is wearing yoga pants or exercise clothes. When the cottage cheese dents are highly visible on her thighs and glutes. The spandex fabric is stretched to it’s maximum capacity and the seams look like they are about to blow.
"Hey dude, check out that ladies rump!"
"She’s definitely wearing Ew Lu Lemon!"
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Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."
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