lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

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lemoned

another term for being very drunk

"fucking hell, i got absolutely lemoned last night"

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lemon

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.

SYNONYMS:

Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.

Um... lemon... ^__^;;

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Lemon

Sour-tasting egg laid by citrus duck

Person 1: How do you want your lemon cooked?
Person 2: medium rare

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Lemon

I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.

I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.

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lemon

a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name

ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon

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lemons

Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.

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