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Minecraft

A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.

Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.

by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022


Minecraft

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.

"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents

by anidiot399494 July 4, 2024


Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you build anything and explore everywhere.
It is THE BEST GAME and it's much better than Fortnite(a game for gay kids).
Everybody has it because it is so cheap for such a great game.

Fortnite sucks Minecraft's dick.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 8, 2021

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Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019


Minecraft

Minecraft isn't just a game it's a lifestyle

Bruh Tony is fully minecrafted

by Gamer_girl_bath_water April 25, 2020


Minecraft

A heavenly blessing and gift we should never take for granted.

Created in 2009 with the original name of "Cave Game"

Created by Notch

Best game epic/100

Do not swear in my christian minecraft server

by delightfulrainbow205 August 16, 2019


Minecraft

The best game in the world.

The best game in the world.

Person 1 "What's the best game?"
Person 2: "Minecraft, duh."

by ☭Communism☭ October 8, 2019