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Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.
Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
Molly is the most sweetest dog ever and she would cuddle and lick your face. She is a amazing and loving animal. If you ever have a molly get her, she the best discussion.
Molly is addicted to chicken nuggets
Guy: hey you know that girl molly.
Other guy: what the one who is addicted to chicken nuggets?
Molly is a whole bundle of joy. Shes awesome. Shes artistic, beautiful, smart, kind, baddie, can kick your butt in a second. She is literally the most loving friend you could get. If you become friends with molly she will definitely stay with you if your trustworthy and loving like her. Molly can be one hot mess. Molly can easily pull a guy. HE makes ever guy fall for her.
Guy: hey pretty princess
Molly: girl bye *rides away on her hot pink sparkly motorcycle*
The most perfect name out of all names <3 / ur best friend ;) aka Frozen Elsa
“Hey what’s ur name?” “Oh my name is Molly” “let’s be friends right now.”
Usually named after hot and sweet girls who have absolutely the best soles. Mollys are really nice and have the best feet ever.
Molly took off her socks and made everyone amazed!