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Brown Sock

It is the predecessor to the Pink Sock phenomena. When you are being anally annihilated, and your partner pulls out their dick or fingers, or whatever form of anal probe you decide to use, so fast that your intestines actually dingle from your ass. Not to be confused with dingleberries.

The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.

1: So I was getting ass fucked by Joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast I got a brown sock.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.

2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.

by BrownSock4life August 23, 2011

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Cock Sock

the warm inner workings of the female rectum closed tightly around your rock-hard throbbing member. May also be used in the male on male connotation.

Your warm cock sock kept me warm on all those cool winter nights like a warm fleece blanket.

by mike hunt665485 December 2, 2010

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ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

by Notgayman2 April 6, 2011

54๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Throat Sock

A dumb slutty whore, or bitch, of a woman, who is only good for swallowing jizz which has been ejaculated into her mouth.

That bitch is a damn throat sock.

by pbj81 April 2, 2009

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sock

some other cunt's kid.....s,o,c,k.
a women with a child or children to another man.

you should lose that skanky ho her sock is causing you nothing but trouble.

by speedy July 4, 2004

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Granny's Sock

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

by TEH ONLINE GRANNY March 22, 2012

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Sock-aholic

A knitter addicted to the act of making socks, often to the point where it interferes in his/her social life, and drains financial resources which ultimately get diverted toward yarn acquisition.

Mary, a consumate Sock-aholic, was too busy knitting her latest pair to realize that she was being eyed by the handsome man on the other side of the public library study table.

by Knitters Brewing Company July 27, 2009

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