The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time
I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom
A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint
Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries
Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!