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flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit

Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

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Flat earther

Someone who knows the truth.

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police

by Nonweeb November 11, 2024


Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But whatโ€™s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023


Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

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flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019


Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017


flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 8, 2021