alezander

The middle name of an amazingly beautiful Person, known as a sexy beast among tigers, has fire shoes, and all the girls love him, and is rumored to be able to stare a tree to death

"Ah man, it's Alezander. He's as powerful as Zeus!"
"Alezander is more beautiful than Taylor Lautner during his twighlight days!"

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Flat

no curve or thick mass

“Bella is so flat”

Carter

bandwagon. Whiteboy

Guy 1 "stop being a Carter!"
Guy 2 "GO WARRIORS!! I LOVE TO SAY "OH GEORGIE"!!!!!!

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