base job

A handjob performed in a manner in which the giver stays at the base of the receiver's weiner. Usually executed by amateurs in the handjob department, feels about as good as an OTPHJ.

"Bro, you catch a BJ from that chick?"
"Nah man, chick gave me a base job for an hour and a half."
"That sucks bro".

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Based Out

When an individual is high on that freebase crack rock.

"nigga, les go down to 7/11, and git me some of dem moonpies"
"nah, I'm too based out. Ahh, I need a marijuana cigarette to take the edge of this crack high."

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144th base

for a guy, having sex 12 times in a row, each time doing something totally gross

Guy1: "Dude, I made it to 144th base last night!"
His Friend: "How many gallons of Chlorox Bleach did you use to clean the rug?"

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free base

Someone who smokes cocaine.

Jonny is a free baser.

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58th base

Sex with Shawn Micheal Graves.
This is all.

Its worth it.
I'm magical.

Me+You, your sister, your mother, your grandmother and your wierd uncle rick=58th base

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Fifth Base

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.

Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(

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fourth base

After 3ed base is when you add animals in your sexual activity.

"Jan and John throw butter and smokey in there titty fucking asshole pleasures when they got to fourth bases."

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