love hammer

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.

Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."

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Dropping the Hammer

When a female is about one touch/stroke away from coming, and her male partner slaps her clit in an exaggerated fashion. Thus dropping the hammer while providing a bittersweet orgasm.

Yeah man, I was teasing my girl so bad! I made her wait an extra 10 seconds before Dropping the Hammer on Tammy.

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war hammer

something josh does not have

josh does not have a war hammer

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Russian hammer

While receiving a blowjob you pull out before you cum and smack the forehead of the person giving you head.

Loren: I was getting a blowjob and I pulled out and gave her a Russian Hammer right before I came!

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Getting Hammered

Working at, or undertaking tasks at a level of intensity (without much respite) that feels beyond what is normally expected, or easily achieved.

“I feel like I’m getting hammered at work today.”

“Work is so crazy today, I’ve just been getting hammered.”

“I’m so run off my feet, it’s like I’m getting hammered.”

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drop the hammer

Expression in poker when someone raises you just to push you around and be a tough guy, usually preflop in Holdem, and you turn around, whip out the testosterone hose, and re-raise a ridiculous amount.

Matt: I call.
Ryan: I call.
Marco: I call.
Sam: I call.
Devin: I call.
Dave: Actually, I'm just gonna raise that a little bit.. double the blind.
Devin: Fuck that shit bitch! I'm droppin' the hammer!

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Sack of hammers

After a long night of drinking, doing drugs and smoking the dope you feel as if you are a geriatric. Tired and unable to preform the simplest tasks. You feel... like a sack of hammers.

Holy shit man! What a night! Drinking and doing all those drugs was fun but now I feel like a sack of hammers!

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