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Normal porn is the worse version of hentai.
It's the worse hentai.
That's normal porn.
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A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.
This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.
John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!
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A pornographic film that is based off of a non-pornographic film.
The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.
The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.
Original: American Beauty
Porn-Spoof: American Booty
Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy
Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*
*not yet produced
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cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
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that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.
Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch
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The act of doing an every day activity which is suddenly turned into something out of of porno.
I was tutoring a girl last night at the library when she pulled a porn move on me and began sucking on her pen and staring at me, moments later we were having sex on the table.
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Pay channel pornography (i.e. Spice) which can barely be viewed through scrambled reception late at night.
"I think thats a breast, or is it a leg? Man, this is straight up picasso porn."
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