'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

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touch n' bust

a chick with puss(vagina) so good it elicits premature ejaculation.

Damn, after seeing Frida I'll bet you that Salma Hayek is a touch n' bust!!!!!

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Touch my butt

What Nick Bridges likes men to do.

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.

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fag touch

a douche bag that does stupid shit

Wtf, hes such a fag touch.

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touch n go

When your high is coming down like an airplane landing, you touch town on the runway, then as you rip the bong, apply full power abd away you go into the clouds.

mile high airlines: tower, this is Dude420, where is dat bong is, need a touch n go on runway 420, then straight out departure to cali.

tower: roger dude420, cleared touch n go, runway 420, straight out departure approved, please use the hit-it-or-pass-it procedure at flight level 420 upon westbound turn.

mile high airlines: copy, dude420 out

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Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

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