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Tumblr's sister. Everyone on both sites are always high as fuck.
"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."
"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."
The urban dictionary is what the oxford english dictionary would have turned out like, if it had attended an inner city comp. The oxford english dictionary clearly received a private, priviliged education where it could just get on with being smart and get the grades to go to Oxbridge. The urban dictionary had to survive on its wits alone.
Is that an urban dictionary? No its the oxford english wearing nike airs.
1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"
Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"
George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
It is this website where it was a good site until 2005 the definitions were about p0rn and s3x. WHY URBAN DICTIONARY WHY
Example 1-Y/N:*looks up muffin*
Urban Dictionary:A girls vagina
Y/N:I first thought it was a food
Example 2-In 2003: A watermelon is a fruit blah blah blah...
Now: A watermelon is a term for cum
Aw come on, you don't know what Urban Dictionary is? You're on it right now! Just look up a word you have no idea what the definition is, and just look at the definition. It's that simple!
"Urban Dictionary is a pretty good, funny, and weird dictionary"
Not for kids.
Guy 1: Hey, man, should I use Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: No. Everyone there talks about sex. Just use a normal dictionary.
A site where everybody searches their name to find the real meaning of it.
"Dude, what does that name mean?"
"I don't know, search it on the Urban Dictionary"