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It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN
I had sex with myself
When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.
Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!
Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.
Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?
A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties
"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"
"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"
Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.
Yummy balls 👍
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"
when a male fucks 3 bitches one baby and a donkey
i had some superrrrr sex last night