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when clint bowyer spingate moments like how clint bowyer spotter went like "you got itcehy arm clint???" and then clint said "ye" and then he spun?!!??!!?!!??!?!?
Look! Theres Ricky Stenhouse with Itchy Arm Syndrome!
A type of sudden medical condition where a person starts replying with just two words, possibly, 'ok' and 'lol'.
Upon further inspection it is found that the condition might just have been inherit and develops by puberty.
Swapnil:"Hey Geezer, what's happening?"
Harshit:"lol"
Swapnil:"Bruh uk u always reply with lol say something more than that, for once atleast."
Harshit:"ok"
Swapnil:"Is it what they call Harshit Syndrome?"
Harshit:"ok"
An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”
Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey.
The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:
Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.
Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.
Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.
Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.
A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.
A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.
When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”
Hot flashes.
A rise in temperature.
A rise in random erections.
These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.
They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.
Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.
Good luck!! 🥴
“Is that..? Kinsey?! Oh no! I have Kinseyhots Syndrome! I’m cumming!!!”
Toufis syndrome is a very rare syndrome that occurred during the late 2010s, it is the syndrome that causes you constant denial and strong opinions about topics you have no experience in
i.e I won my lane it was jungler's fault that i lost the game, excuse my delusion , i am suffering from troufis syndrome
Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia
Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.