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When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
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A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.
I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
The ability to make your partner laugh with a well timed joke during sex.
He's pretty average in bed except for his sex of humor which makes it all worth it.
A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.
"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"
The dried, leftover body secretions from two people (or three) having fast, sloppy sex.
Oh my gosh! Someone left their sex pecklin's all over my bed.
The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it
"We totally had shroom sex last night"
Hey, Rebecca.
Hey, Ethan.
Do you know what day it is?
Know what day is it
Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
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