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A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties
"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"
"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"
Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.
Yummy balls 👍
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"
when a male fucks 3 bitches one baby and a donkey
i had some superrrrr sex last night
Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners
Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!
A beautiful creature of nature .
That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
Sex with a person who is circumcised.
If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena