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The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."
An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.
Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white
I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.
Male cock infusion is the process of infusing your cock with a flavor... this process is done with a 5 gauge needle inserted in the piss hole
His cock tasted like banana I think he did male cock infusion
a gay person sucking on your cock
nameuser: "hey did you see that gay faggot slobbering on my cock last night"
"double cherry: DUDE, THAT WAS ME