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This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!
When you cum and it leaks like a faucet instead of a squirt for the air.
I often have cock drizzle
Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaning “awesome cock”
“hey! itchy cock!”
“thanks dude 😋”
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
penis shaped like the alphabet.
"woah hes got an alphabet cock
The Penis of A Jewish Man.
That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.
For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?
Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*
But you're so *Tight!*
You just have a J-cock.
To tattoo a mark across your pecker every time you fuck a new woman in order to keep track of them.
He's into cock marking.