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Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023


Ball of worms

A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.

Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.

by Jachyl July 22, 2023


You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 15, 2024

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Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno April 30, 2018

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The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018


Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker March 14, 2012


You are Breaking My balls

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '

You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .

by Strawberry shortcake 101 January 13, 2022